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Goat Man's real name is Klacky? Seriously?

 

Why not call him Billy instead? Like Billy Goat? Get it? @hmmm@

 

Who comes up with this stuff?

 

Even Klack would have been passable.

 

Sheesh.

 

By the way, sweet figure. I'm going to try to get him.

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Goat Man's real name is Klacky? Seriously?

 

Why not call him Billy instead? Like Billy Goat? Get it? @hmmm@

 

Who comes up with this stuff?

 

Even Klack would have been passable.

 

Sheesh.

 

By the way, sweet figure. I'm going to try to get him.

 

Who else?... Did you see Scorpia's real name?...

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Goat Man's real name is Klacky? Seriously?

 

Why not call him Billy instead? Like Billy Goat? Get it? @hmmm@

 

 

@loll@

 

Goat Man's real name is Klacky? Seriously?

 

Why not call him Billy instead? Like Billy Goat? Get it? @hmmm@

 

Who comes up with this stuff?

 

Even Klack would have been passable.

 

Sheesh.

 

By the way, sweet figure. I'm going to try to get him.

 

Who else?... Did you see Scorpia's real name?...

 

I've pretty much expected/accepted such names from the bios at this point.

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I pretty much ignore all of the "real names."

Most are completely ridiculous, unoriginal, and/or unpronounceable.

 

I'm not a big fan of Goat Man being "magically" transported to the Neitlich "Son of He-Man" fan-fiction era.

 

If I had been trying to flesh out his bio, I think I would have tried to incorporate the "G'Hoat Men" into the Ram Stone, Havoc Staff, Faceless One aspect of the MOTU mythos. Enriching the existing universe is preferable to pulling some kind of schtick out of your arse.

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When the Klackster was first revealed I kinda wanted him but looking at him more closely I'm not sure I'm all that impressed by him...I feel his head is okay but his body armor is off somehow.....anewayys that being said I hear "they" are developing a kid friendly cartoon backed up by a catchy tune....."Klacky the Redheaded Goatman" had a very shiny hea *ahem I'm sure you've heard this one before or something similar*...I heard Klacky was Santa's original helper before Krampus took the gig.....Klacky combined his Time Traveler Miles & his Marlboro Miles to get that cool Red Leather Armor....Klacky was such a huuuuge "Thriller" fan that he later added the Black Flashing to his ensemble in honor of the King of Pop's famous jacket wore during the video....Klacky's original weapon was his body odor but upon seeing "Thor" in the movie theaters he has since then switched to the Hammer he found in the 99 cent bin at Mace's Hardware.....Klacky's personality disorder has marred his life, is he a goat or is he human? he's inner conflict has confused his choice of romantic partners & has gotten him into trouble on several occasions the last being so volatile that he had to flee into the future.....Klackys' Horn is now an official condition in the DSM-IV.....

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Goat Man's real name is Klacky? Seriously?

 

Why not call him Billy instead? Like Billy Goat? Get it? @hmmm@

 

Who comes up with this stuff?

 

Even Klack would have been passable.

 

Sheesh.

 

By the way, sweet figure. I'm going to try to get him.

 

Who else?... Did you see Scorpia's real name?...

 

I didn't. And now I'm afraid to look... ;)

 

I've pretty much expected/accepted such names from the bios at this point.

 

I have too but some are so bad that you just have to mention it anyway. :D

 

If I had been trying to flesh out his bio, I think I would have tried to incorporate the "G'Hoat Men" into the Ram Stone, Havoc Staff, Faceless One aspect of the MOTU mythos. Enriching the existing universe is preferable to pulling some kind of schtick out of your arse.

 

Now this is a great idea and makes me lament a(nother) wasted opportunity.

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