kage

Greetings... What G.I.JOE means to me. G.I.JOE action figures are the reason i am a ninja today,and am currently employed by the real G.I.JOE organization. I was turned on to G.I.JOE action figures as a child,through my older brother and his friends.i blame him! at the age of 7,i was ordered by the state school committee to attend extensive hypnosis therapy to relearn my true child identity.this was because i would not talk and was sneaking up on other kids and attacking them. however i was reinstated at age 9 with a clean record after therapy was complete.i recieved A's in EVERYTHING! Now and again in the heat of battle,i remember back to when my neighbor used to steal my toys to make his huge collection even bigger.It fills me with rage,but because of my overachieved ninja training i am able to focus all my ninjaness on the task at hand to overcome. I feel that if i were to have these figures on those in between calm in the eye of the storm moments, it would assist my invisible ninja task force and myself to persevere through not so exciting or demoralizing times.so that we can acheive and win. because we love being ninjas,its a cool job. And we love fighting for what's right in the world. This planet is nice. I don't know if it's possible for me to win this contest.my mailing address is top secret because i'm such a ninja. But if i win, i'm sure arrangements can be made,because the U.S. government is awesome. Thank You,sincerely the toppest most secretist covertest ninja on this planet.